Wednesday, April 15, 2009

eau de mean

Yes. I thought I smelled it again. But maybe I was wrong? The eau de mean is a very distinct scent.... is it possible that a drip of obsession was added creating a heterogeneous mixture???? This blend messes up my previous hypothesis. Maybe not all women are mean on purpose. Maybe some women are feeling down in the dumps... so they become a little bit obsessed with trying to feel better about themselves and their actions. It could be possible that instead of being mean, the purpose of the behaviour is to convince oneself that they are happy. And normal. NORMAL. Now that's a great word. What I define as being normal may not be the same as your definition. But I'm pretty sure that we all try to define ourselves as being our definition of normal. And if we do not feel normal and happy... is it possible that we can become obsessed with achieving a high level of normalcy and contentment? I think so. Splashing on a little eau de mean mixed with a dash of obsession... just may be the perfect combination in our eyes. Now here's the funny note: water and oil... do they mix well? no they don't. You know why? Because that too is a heterogeneous mixture. So women..... be aware........ stop..... and please don't mix those chemicals.

1 comment:

Cosmo Girl said...

Great blog Sodagirl! Now if you will allow me the floor... I believe that every woman no matter if she's feeling deep in the slumps or not, has an aire of eau du mean. I think that it's our human nature to be a little bit of a vixon. Perhaps those who are more down in the slumps then others use this vixon trait to make themselve feel better others do it for mere entertainment but don't make it a habit of course. I think becaue these two chemicals don't mix we feel safe in trying to fuse them because no matter how mean one is they will feel better about themselves knowing that this trait is not something really part of their personality but just a mere behaviour they can control.